Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

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Sam Riegel hosts a special oneshot to thank supporters of the Pablove Foundation, raising over $70,000 with a revised goal of $75,000 for a fireside chat. Players engage in a Trash Pandas game involving raccoons and street racing, with unique characters, car modifications, and strategic decisions leading to victory in the R.O.D.E.N.T Championships.

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  • Sam Riegel introduces Crash Pandas as a special oneshot to thank supporters of the Pablove Foundation, raising over $70,000.
  • Players for the Trash Pandas game include Travis, Laura, Liam, Marisha, and Matt, with Grant Howitt as the game's writer.
  • The game revolves around raccoons in Los Angeles aiming to enter a dangerous street-racing competition for humans to access the best trash supply.
  • The group successfully gets into the ice cream truck, now named Mr. Fasty, for the race, encountering various challenges and decisions.
  • Marisha impresses with a successful social media campaign that leads to a character losing her job and sponsorships.
  • Revenge is enacted on rats controlling cars during the race, culminating in victory and respect from Vin Diesel, ending the game on a comical note.

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Recent questions

  • What is Crash Pandas?

    A special oneshot game for charity.

  • Who are the players in Crash Pandas?

    Travis, Laura, Liam, Marisha, and Matt.

  • What is the goal of Crash Pandas?

    To raise funds for the Pablove Foundation.

  • What are the unique stats in Crash Pandas?

    Alacrity, chutzpah, ferociousness, and rotundity.

  • What is the setting of Crash Pandas?

    Los Angeles, where raccoons struggle for food.

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Summary

00:00

Crash Pandas: Charity Oneshot Raises $70,000

  • Sam Riegel introduces Crash Pandas: Too Trashed Too Curious as a special oneshot to thank the Critters and donors supporting the Pablove Foundation, raising over $70,000.
  • Donations are still open with a revised goal of $75,000, promising a fireside chat with Sam wearing a robe and sipping wine if the goal is met.
  • A prize will be given away during the show, with Blair Herter assisting, and donations can be made throughout the night.
  • Players for the Trash Pandas game include Travis, Laura, Liam, Marisha, and Matt, with Grant Howitt as the game's writer.
  • The game involves four stats: alacrity, chutzpah, ferociousness, and rotundity, with different rules for actions and driving cars.
  • Sam admits to not knowing much about cars or the game's rules, asking viewers to correct any terminology mistakes.
  • The game setting is in Los Angeles, where raccoons are struggling to find food due to recycling and composting trends.
  • The raccoons aim to enter the R.O.D.E.N.T. circuit, a dangerous street-racing competition for humans, to access the best trash supply.
  • The story begins with the raccoons gathering for a qualifying race by the LA River, each sharing their reasons for participating.
  • Characters include Reggie Burns, Rhinestone, Ringo, Izzy, and Goober, each with unique motivations and backgrounds for joining the race.

13:39

"Race for cars with intrigue and sabotage"

  • Grecian Toretto sets the rules for a race with five cars, where the top two advance and losers forfeit their cars.
  • The racers, including the group, consider stealing one of the empty cars, with Marisha eyeing the ice cream truck and Laura favoring the green car.
  • Each car is described, including REV Speedwagon, Taxi Cab Concussions, Victor von Vroom, The Exterminator, and Mr. Fasty.
  • Marisha checks Animalgram for followers, finding Taxi Cab Concussions and Mr. Fasty have significant followings.
  • The group debates which car to choose based on speed and attention, with Travis discovering nitrous in The Exterminator.
  • Travis successfully finds a nitrous tank and Flowmaster exhaust in The Exterminator.
  • Izzy fails to enter the ice cream truck, alerting the driver, a tough woman with a mohawk.
  • Ringo investigates The Exterminator, finding lethal substances, and swaps a can of spray paint for a bottle of poison.
  • Laura and Marisha attempt to open the ice cream truck window with a broom, but fail.
  • The tough woman approaches the group, potentially inspecting the car they are investigating.

25:45

Ice Cream Truck Heist and Race

  • Travis suggests killing someone, leading to excitement from Sam and Laura mentioning pirates.
  • Laura skitters away from an ice cream truck, prompting a plan to take a vehicle.
  • Liam suggests stealing a vehicle, debating between an ice cream truck and a station wagon.
  • Travis uses a grappling hook to open the ice cream truck's back door.
  • Liam distracts a woman by pretending to have rabies, causing her to call for help.
  • Matt attempts to hotwire the ice cream truck as the race is about to start.
  • Liam breaks a canister of poison to create a distraction, causing the woman to get sick.
  • The group successfully gets into the ice cream truck, now named Mr. Fasty, for the race.
  • Instructions for driving the ice cream truck are given, with different actions corresponding to dice numbers.
  • The group starts the race, with various actions taken including turning, accelerating, and throwing ice cream at other vehicles.

37:03

"High-speed race with cool actions and sabotage"

  • The vehicle is traveling at 60 miles per hour with a six-speed transmission.
  • The first impact causes damage to the vehicle, resulting in a loose hubcap.
  • Cool points can be spent to perform cool actions during the race.
  • The Exterminator deploys poison gas to create a smoke screen.
  • Nitrous is suggested to counter the poison gas attack.
  • A rocket booster is used to propel the vehicle forward, pulling it along.
  • The rocket booster causes an explosion, flattening The Exterminator's car.
  • Water hazards slow down the vehicle, affecting its speed.
  • A broomstick is used as a weapon to shatter The Exterminator's windshield.
  • Duct tape is used to repair the vehicle, strengthening one tire.

47:34

"Urine chain saves friends in epic race"

  • Liam reaches for the chain being thrown to him and simultaneously urinates on the side of the old lady's face.
  • A flying bladder of urine shoots out, covering the side of the car.
  • The group shoots over the ramp, with friends grabbing onto a chain of urine to make it to safety on the other side.
  • Hobos start throwing rocks at the group during the race's last leg.
  • Everyone makes a rotundity check to survive the rocks being thrown, with Goober getting hit and becoming unconscious.
  • Marisha successfully pulls Goober in, taking an epic selfie in the process.
  • Goober regains consciousness as the group pulls under a bridge, ending the race.
  • Grecian Toretto congratulates the group for making it to the R.O.D.E.N.T Championships, a humans-only race.
  • Victor von Vroom agrees to meet at midnight behind the water purification plant at LAX for a race.
  • The group heads to the dump to find parts for their car, encountering a skunk named Bald Paw who used to be a street racer.

58:48

"Blair's Paw Loss Leads to Junkyard Job"

  • Blair recounts losing his paw while drag racing from San Francisco to Los Angeles, leading to his current job in a junkyard.
  • Travis attempts a history check on Albert T. Skunk, also known as Bald Paw, a legendary figure in an epic race.
  • Albert T. Skunk sells car parts to racers, rumored to enhance vehicle speed upon acquisition.
  • Blair reveals his contentment with his current role in the junkyard, emphasizing a progressive and inclusive environment.
  • Blair requests the group to clean a row of porta potties in exchange for car parts, citing his need for companionship.
  • A confrontation with an old lady in the dump leads to her allowing the group to stay, albeit with a warning.
  • Reggie Burns discovers a pit filled with valuable racecar parts guarded by the old lady with a shotgun.
  • The group plans to weaponize their vehicle with help from Blair, who offers various deadly options, particularly involving flames.
  • Blair unveils a surprising revelation to Marisha, claiming to be her father and detailing their intertwined past.
  • The group disguises themselves in cardboard boxes to sneak towards the pit of valuable car parts, successfully passing the challenge.

01:08:53

"Debt, Rats, and Daring Escapes: Reggie's Dilemma"

  • Rhinestone is present and not taking selfies due to poor internet service.
  • Reggie Burns notices three rats on a trash pile, one small, one medium, and one big.
  • Reggie owes a significant debt to Big Paulie, who is associated with the rats.
  • Reggie seeks help from the group to deal with Paulie and his debt.
  • Paulie and the rats are watching the group's movements.
  • Reggie warns the group to be cautious around Paulie and to eliminate him if necessary.
  • The group plans to distract Jessica to retrieve a shotgun.
  • Izzy, Reggie, and Rhinestone descend into a deep pit using a ladder.
  • Rhinestone accidentally tilts the ladder, trapping the group in the pit.
  • Liam plans to use a turbo rocket to distract Jessica and retrieve the shotgun, leading to chaos and floodlights turning on.

01:19:09

Blindfolded players catch items for vehicle modifications.

  • Players are blindfolded and throwing items to Reggie Burns, who is catching them with one hand.
  • Matt is blind and must catch items thrown by others to keep them.
  • Coordination is key as players struggle to catch items in a chaotic game.
  • Suggestions are made on when to catch items to improve success.
  • Players continue to throw items, with varying success in catching them.
  • The game involves tossing various items, creating a fun and challenging atmosphere.
  • Players exit the dumpster, feeling a mix of emotions and losing their rocket and shotgun.
  • The group returns to the workshop with new parts and items for their vehicle.
  • Items acquired include a bag of sand, a sail and mast, flame decals, barbecue tools, and a PS4.
  • Players brainstorm and implement modifications to their vehicle for an upcoming race, including a rocket launcher, ice cream slick, sabotage tactics, and unique additions like a sail and flame decals.

01:30:09

"Car quiz, debt, sabotage, and intense race"

  • Sam mentions hallucinations, uncertainty about reality, and going along with the situation.
  • Izzy notices a movie theater across the street playing a marathon of movies like Fast and Furious, XXX, Riddick, The Pacifier, and more.
  • Izzy disappears but has a great week while the group works on the car.
  • A mechanic quiz is conducted, with questions about exhaust pipes, tire tests, and U-joints.
  • Travis answers the quiz correctly, showcasing his knowledge of car stuff.
  • Reggie Burns is approached by Big Paulie, who demands Reggie to take out a driver in exchange for wiping out his debt.
  • The racers are introduced for the R.O.D.E.N.T. championships, including Victor von Vroom, Sass-car, Vin Diesel, Roadkill, and Mr. Fasty.
  • Marisha tries to sabotage Victor von Vroom's car by putting sand in it.
  • The racers prepare for the race, with Marisha successfully getting sand in Victor von Vroom's car.
  • The race is about to begin on North Center Street, with tensions high and various characters present.

01:42:48

Highway flare race with dark twists

  • Grecian lights up 150 highway flares for the race, increasing tension.
  • Hearts of racers are beating at around 200 beats per minute.
  • Marisha doxxes drivers online using the dark web.
  • Matt hides a sharp utensil in his cast for potential use.
  • Blair, struggling with past trauma, creates a dramatic moment with his daughter.
  • The race begins with Grecian raising the flag, but one car stalls at the start line.
  • The racers face challenges, including a coffin in the street and a collision with Victor von Vroom.
  • Izzy performs a skillful maneuver, narrowly avoiding obstacles and impressing the crowd.
  • Sass-car insults Goober, causing him to slow down due to insecurity about his hairiness.
  • Mother Trucker releases knives onto the track, leading to evasive maneuvers and damage to the racers' car.

01:54:54

"Racing group faces obstacles at LAX"

  • The group approaches a gate at LAX airport, with solid brick walls on each side and orphans crossing the street.
  • Participants must decide on actions, with some unable to participate due to their position in the car.
  • Actions involve extending a mast with a sail, aiming a rocket launcher, and detonating nitrous to jump over the gate.
  • Despite attempts, the rocket aimed at Roadkill is redirected towards Vin Diesel and then Guy in Motorcycle.
  • A successful explosion propels the car over the gate, leading the raccoons to the lead position.
  • The car sustains damage, with the back suspension and wheels in poor condition.
  • Participants must choose actions for the next round, with some causing herky-jerky movements.
  • Actions include creating an oil slick with melted ice cream and engaging in a moment with Vin Diesel.
  • Other actions involve attempting a daring jump onto Roadkill's car, with varying degrees of success.
  • The group faces a hairpin turn and potential obstacles, with decisions impacting their progress in the game.

02:06:44

"Game creator revealed through intense gameplay"

  • The game's creator is revealed through the rules.
  • Losing hands is a possibility in the game.
  • A player's heads-up display malfunctions, leading to a claw attack.
  • Attempting to dodge the claws, a player lands on a car's roof.
  • A failed attempt to throw a knife at the Exterminator.
  • A player tries to swing across cars using a barbecue fork.
  • Another player tries to strangle the Exterminator with a controller cord.
  • Roadkill throws a player from the vehicle.
  • Sass Car insults the players, leading to a rotundity check.
  • Players make strategic moves, including turning and throwing items at opponents.

02:18:28

Ice cream mishap leads to dramatic chase.

  • The ice cream hits the front tire, causing it to jam and stop rolling due to a banana peel getting caught in the wheel well.
  • Travis and Sam discuss the axle pinions and the tire popping, leading to a spin that throws Reggie Burns towards Laura and Sam.
  • Laura decides to catch Reggie as he flies towards her, showing remorse for his betrayal.
  • Tears stream down Matt's face as Laura forgives him, comparing the situation to a movie scene.
  • Marisha plans to record Sass Car's actions and start a smear campaign against her on social media.
  • Marisha impresses Sam with her successful social media campaign, leading to Sass Car losing her job and sponsorships.
  • Travis abandons the steering wheel, uses kerosene to boost the car's speed, and earns a cool point for his action.
  • The group accelerates, knocks Sass Car off the course, and avoids missiles fired by Roadkill.
  • Liam convinces Vin Diesel to help him confront Roadkill, leading to a high-speed chase.
  • Matt leaps through the air towards Roadkill's windshield, aiming for a dramatic impact.

02:32:13

Rat-controlled cars collide in chaotic race

  • The speedometer maxes out at 80, but Goober adjusts it to 40, then back up to 120 mph.
  • Sam's car is stimulating a nipple, and Goober's work is praised.
  • Big Paulie, a rat, is revealed to be controlling the car, leading to a furious confrontation.
  • Matt goes berserk, attacking Paulie and decapitating him successfully.
  • Liam accelerates, aiming to collide with Sassy's car, leading to a haunting tentacle incident.
  • The race continues with various cars colliding and Vin Diesel's car being severely damaged.
  • Matt and Liam take control of Roadkill's car, becoming part of the rat-controlled vehicles.
  • The cars are stuck, and a plan to blow the car over the finish line is executed successfully.
  • Revenge is enacted on the rats controlling the cars, leading to victory and respect from Vin Diesel.
  • A humorous disguise is worn by the group, fooling Vin Diesel and Grecian Toretto, ending the race on a comical note.

02:46:22

"Surprising transformations and unexpected prizes revealed"

  • Laura rips off a beard, revealing fur underneath, leading to a kiss with Sam.
  • The left hand takes a selfie with a phone, while the right hand caresses a steering wheel.
  • The legs push into the pelvis, and a grabby hand grabs Vin Diesel for a kiss.
  • A coonskin hat hides a view, leading to respect and life lessons learned.
  • Various prizes are awarded, including a custom bicycle and a PS4, with future giveaways planned.
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