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Worst Dates Ever? | Board AF: Red Flags

Smosh Games・35 minutes read

Players pitch terrible date scenarios in "Red Flags: The Game of Terrible Dates," with partners ranging from a brain surgeon who cries every night to a partner who induces dry heaving but gives great massages. Despite imperfections, a decision is made to choose a partner who is a great communicator and gives massages, ultimately leading to a selection between Salt and Pepper for the final choice in the lineup.

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  • Partners in the game "Red Flags" are proposed with unique and often conflicting traits, such as being a brain surgeon who loves video games but cries every night, or a perfect communicator who induces dry heaving.
  • The speaker's preference for accepting imperfections and prioritizing effective communication in a partner highlights the importance of emotional connection and understanding in relationships, steering away from superficial qualities in decision-making.

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Summary

00:00

"Red Flags: Terrible Dates Game Scenarios"

  • The game being played is "Red Flags: The Game of Terrible Dates."
  • Players pitch each other on bad date scenarios.
  • Criteria for potential partners include qualities like being affectionate and smart.
  • One player suggests a musician and personal chef named Rick Yames.
  • Another player suggests a partner who lives on 100 beachfront acres and is a pornstar.
  • A partner who loves staying in, playing with cats, and reading books is proposed.
  • A partner who won't stop juggling is suggested, causing chaos.
  • A partner with the face of a pug is proposed.
  • A brain surgeon who loves video games but cries every night due to their job is suggested.
  • A perfect communicator who gives great massages but induces dry heaving is proposed.

10:37

"Choosing Partners: Imperfections, Communication, and Bowling"

  • Chelsea's dry heaving makes the speaker feel uncomfortable, reminiscent of past toxic relationships.
  • The speaker is advised not to go back, with emphasis on using earplugs to block out negativity.
  • A decision is made to accept imperfections and choose a partner who is a great communicator and gives massages.
  • Soup is introduced as an outdoorsy wine lover, offering a chill vibe and a love for hiking.
  • Soup's hair is revealed to be transplanted from cadaver butts, emphasizing a Pacific Northwest vibe.
  • Bread is described as someone who finds the speaker extremely attractive but maintains a chill demeanor.
  • Tamale is presented as a person who loves unconditionally and introduces new experiences, but has 19 children.
  • Celery is depicted as a versatile partner who can stay up late or wake up early, but has a habit of farting when kissing.
  • The speaker expresses a preference for a partner who enjoys bowling, leading to the introduction of Oil, who smells like a bowling alley.
  • Vinegar is described as owning a penthouse suite and every car, but has been stalking the speaker since middle school.

20:54

"Partner excels in pleasure, dining, and clones"

  • The partner in question is adept at providing multiple orgasms, likened to bowling strikes.
  • The partner is skilled at satisfying sexually, ensuring constant orgasms.
  • The partner can secure reservations at any five-star restaurant at any time.
  • Despite being on various fad diets simultaneously, the partner may not consume much at these establishments.
  • The partner may nag about food choices, expressing concerns about health implications.
  • The individual can replicate themselves, potentially forming a bowling team with their partner.
  • The partner is wealthy enough to purchase a bowling alley and populate it with duplicates of themselves.
  • The duplicates are named Salt, Pepper, Oil, and Vinegar, with Salt being particularly fond of playing the ukulele.
  • The group must choose between Salt and Pepper, with Pepper being the preferred option.
  • A tiebreaker involves a potential date named Marzipan, who owns a successful startup and halts the aging process while dating, but only laughs at their own jokes.

32:08

"Rescue, Bomb, Gifts, Laughter: Intriguing Lineup"

  • Rebecca Ferguson was in the news for rescuing a kitten, but unfortunately, she was rigged to a time bomb during the rescue.
  • Jasmine is known for giving perfect gifts and has slept with everyone, which some find excessive but is not to be slut-shamed.
  • Emily is described as blind to flaws, making her partner feel perfect, but she loves to laugh and is unfortunately dead.
  • A fun person who loves the 80's, speaks in "Borat" lines, and is spontaneous is also in the lineup for consideration.
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