Ruining Our Love Lives (Red Flags)
Smosh Games・43 minutes read
Participants in a game discuss ideal partners with unique traits, leading to humorous and bizarre scenarios. Despite appealing qualities, some partners have significant red flags, causing some hesitation among the group.
Insights
- Participants engage in a game where they create ideal partners with unique traits and red flags, sparking discussions on the pros and cons of each potential match, with Anthony's choice being the most acceptable.
- The text highlights the complexity of human desires and the willingness to overlook significant flaws in a partner for appealing traits, as seen when a participant considers a serial killer partner due to other attractive qualities, showcasing the intricate dynamics of relationships and decision-making.
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Recent questions
What traits do participants desire in a partner?
Participants desire partners who can fulfill their needs, such as caring for them without work, fulfilling fantasies, and loving unconditionally. They seek partners with unique qualities like defecating diamonds, being sexually adventurous, or having a magic bag of unlimited cheese. Some desire partners who can anticipate their needs, have front row concert tickets, or have a (beep) that tastes like a hug. Despite the variety of traits desired, participants also consider potential red flags like having exes' names tattooed on their face or engaging in inappropriate behaviors.
What are some unique partner options discussed?
Some unique partner options discussed include a lawyer who takes charge during intimacy but kicks animals, a person who only speaks in business buzzwords but owns a time machine, and a Mars owner who prevents sickness but yells "Earmuffs" at bad words. Other options include a superhero with helicopter sex, resembling and smelling like your dad, and a homeless shelter creator with a magic carpet but is sexist. These options showcase a range of quirky and unconventional traits that participants consider in their ideal partners.
What are some potential partner traits participants overlook?
Participants consider overlooking potential partner traits like being a serial killer, having controversial views on women's voting rights, or engaging in inappropriate behaviors. Despite these red flags, they focus on the appealing qualities such as reliability, sticking around, or always defending them. Some participants are willing to overlook serious flaws in favor of other desirable traits, showcasing the complexity of decision-making when choosing an ideal partner.
What are some humorous partner options discussed?
Humorous partner options discussed include a PhD holder with an Olympic gold medal in oral sex but always covered in ants, a person who can multiply themselves and has a mansion in Koreatown, and a romantic partner who tries to pay for things with farm animals. These options highlight the comedic and absurd nature of the discussion, with participants considering partners with outlandish and entertaining qualities that add humor to the conversation.
What are some controversial partner traits mentioned?
Controversial partner traits mentioned include holding controversial views on women's voting rights, engaging in inappropriate behaviors, and refusing to delete online dating profiles. Despite having positive attributes like being spontaneous, fun, or having a sense of humor, these partners exhibit behaviors or beliefs that lead to disapproval from others. The discussion showcases the importance of considering both positive and negative traits when evaluating potential partners.
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Summary
00:00
"Creating Ideal Partners: Love, Red Flags"
- Friends aim to find love by creating ideal partners and introducing red flags in a game.
- Trevor unexpectedly joins the group, leading to jokes about his sudden appearance.
- Participants describe their desired partners, with Shayne seeking someone to care for him without work.
- Shayne's ideal partner is a famous artist and warrior but has bad-tasting kisses.
- Another participant offers a partner fulfilling fantasies and adding a year to life with each sexual encounter.
- Shayne's second option is an immortal partner but hated from high school.
- A participant suggests a partner who defecates diamonds and is sexually adventurous but dislikes music.
- Another participant offers a partner who loves unconditionally but is a six-year-old child.
- A lawyer partner is proposed, who takes charge during intimacy but kicks animals.
- The group discusses the pros and cons of each potential partner, with Anthony's choice being the most acceptable.
10:39
"Unusual Superheroes with Strange Quirks"
- The best sex ever, with a Pulitzer Prize for dirty talk.
- Skills of a toddler who recently slept with one of your parents.
- A ski instructor with a vibrating tongue and three modes, but also a Civil War reenactor.
- A PhD holder with an Olympic gold medal in oral sex, but always covered in ants.
- A person with a magic bag of unlimited cheese and a unicorn, but celibate.
- A person who only speaks in business buzzwords, but owns a time machine.
- A Mars owner who prevents sickness but yells "Earmuffs" at bad words.
- A superhero with helicopter sex, resembling and smelling like your dad.
- A homeless shelter creator with a magic carpet (not that kind), but sexist.
21:42
"Unusual Desires Lead to Risky Matches"
- Participants discuss various traits they desire in a partner, including loving the outdoors and speaking in business buzzwords.
- A participant seeks someone who can anticipate their needs and has front row concert tickets, but reveals they have their exes' names tattooed on their face.
- Another participant desires a partner whose (beep) tastes like a hug and has no gag reflex, but refuses to delete their online dating profile.
- A participant is matched with a reliable lumberjack who only eats if airplane-fed, while another is paired with someone who always defends them but can only speak lines from "Django Unchained".
- A participant seeks a cougar sugar mama and is matched with someone who built a house to have sex with them, but is also a serial killer.
- Despite the potential danger, the participant considers overlooking the partner's serial killer status due to the other appealing traits.
31:39
"Quirky partners with unique traits"
- A millionaire who is reliable and will stick around, referenced through a Rick Astley song.
- A marine who never requires lube, always slicked up, and speaks in sarcasm.
- A person who can multiply themselves, run errands, work multiple jobs, and has a mansion in Koreatown.
- A person with a permanent fedora, capable of multiplying, but with a quirky fashion choice.
- A romantic partner who gets along with parents, has an attractive bussy, and tries to pay for things with farm animals.
- A merperson who cares about animals, volunteers at shelters, and has sharks for hands.
- A generous person who looks like Margot Robbie but only communicates via fax.
- A partner who shares hobbies like making people laugh and doing yoga, but is still in the fourth grade.
- A potential partner who speaks every romance language, can make jokes in various languages, and gives great hugs.
- A partner who shares the same hobbies, is spontaneous and fun, but is still in the fourth grade, showcasing a sense of humor.
42:15
Controversial Fourth-Grade Yoga Instructor's Views
- The person in question is a fourth-grade student who is described as spontaneous, fun, and exposed to new material daily.
- They are also a spin and yoga instructor, known for their entertaining classes and jokes, offering free classes for life.
- Despite their positive attributes, they hold controversial views on women's voting rights and engage in inappropriate behaviors, leading to disapproval from others.
