(Some of) The Best of John Mulaney

Comedy Central12 minutes read

Ordering fries is a group adventure, but the speaker quit drinking due to blackouts, leading to mysterious mornings and odd post-blackout experiences, including being perceived as a threat and humorous encounters with strangers. He also humorously discusses dating Jewish women and his solo travel mishaps.

Insights

  • Blackouts led to a detective-like experience for the speaker, piecing together mysterious events post-blackout, hinting at questionable activities and odd encounters.
  • The speaker's humorous anecdotes range from being perceived as a threat by women on the street to interactions with a homeless man, showcasing a diverse range of experiences and perspectives.

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Recent questions

  • How does the speaker view ordering fries with others?

    As a group decision, akin to a little adventure.

  • Why did the speaker quit drinking?

    Due to frequent blackouts and doctor's advice.

  • How does the speaker feel post-blackout mornings?

    Like solving a mystery, piecing together the night.

  • What odd experiences does the speaker recount post-blackout?

    Losing or gaining money, hinting at questionable activities.

  • How does the speaker describe his experiences traveling alone?

    Dealing with delays, unhelpful staff, and tolerating mistreatment.

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"Blackouts, Adventures, and Dating Jewish Women"

  • Ordering fries can be a group decision, akin to a little adventure, ensuring everyone is on board to share them.
  • The speaker quit drinking due to frequent blackouts, as advised by their doctor, leading to easier blackouts after major ones.
  • Post-blackout mornings feel like solving a mystery, with the speaker often feeling like a detective trying to piece together the previous night.
  • The speaker recounts odd experiences post-blackout, including losing money or gaining more, hinting at questionable activities during blackouts.
  • The speaker humorously narrates being perceived as a threat by women on the street, sharing an anecdote of a late-night subway chase.
  • A homeless man once approached the speaker, revealing he was homeless, gay, had AIDS, and was new in town, leading to a humorous interaction.
  • The speaker discusses his preference for dating Jewish women, highlighting their direct communication style, akin to having a life lawyer.
  • The speaker humorously describes his experiences traveling alone, including dealing with delays, unhelpful airline staff, and tolerating mistreatment.
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