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45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr

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The speaker shares humorous anecdotes about jokes, tattoos, and ordering drinks when drunk, engaging in banter with the audience and discussing various topics like sexual fantasies and vajazzling. Stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr jokes about ghosts and spirits, poking fun at haunted houses and sharing a humorous encounter with a woman who claimed to have seen a ghost.

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  • Jokes involve a setup and punchline revealing surprising facts, while humorously addressing topics like ordering drinks when drunk or discussing sexual fantasies and relationships with celebrities.
  • The speaker navigates through a range of humorous subjects, from tattoos to sexual preferences, engaging with the audience and sharing anecdotes, creating an entertaining atmosphere.

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Summary

00:00

"Jokes, Charity, Tattoos, and Flaming Sambuca"

  • The speaker discusses the nature of jokes, explaining that they involve a setup and a punchline that reveals a surprising fact.
  • The speaker mentions a charity gig that helped fund a minibus, expressing gratitude for the support.
  • A conversation with a cheerleading coach named Gemma takes place, with humorous remarks about cheerleading and tattoos.
  • The speaker talks about ordering drinks when drunk, mentioning Aftershock and flaming sambuca as examples.
  • Humorous anecdotes about tattoos, including a suggestion for a cautionary tattoo above the Speedos.
  • The speaker jokes about ordering a flaming sambuca when sober, suggesting it's a risky choice due to the fire.
  • A humorous scenario involving ordering a flaming sambuca to address a potential partner's facial hair issue is shared.
  • The speaker engages in banter with the audience, discussing sexual fantasies and relationships with celebrities.
  • An audience member shares a story about being flashed in a club, leading to humorous reactions and comments.
  • The speaker discusses a survey on British men's ultimate sexual fantasies, leading to audience participation and humorous responses.

20:16

Controversy and humor in various topics discussed.

  • Women's boxing is not happening due to issues at the weigh-in before the fight.
  • Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" has stirred controversy among Christians for its Hollywood-style ending.
  • The disclaimer in films stating events are fictitious seems unnecessary, like in "Lord of the Rings."
  • A discussion on tattoos leads to a humorous exchange about preferences and perceptions.
  • The topic shifts to queefing during intercourse, with different reactions and humorous perspectives.
  • The concept of vajazzling, adding glitter to intimate areas, is humorously discussed.
  • The speaker transitions from discussing vajazzling to recalling working for an oil company.
  • Women's excuses for taking sick days are humorously highlighted, focusing on "women's problems."
  • The speaker humorously imagines a scenario where he is the boss and addresses "women's problems."
  • The audience engages in a humorous discussion about sexual preferences and boundaries, including role-playing and lights during sex.

39:43

"Caroline Casts Hugh Laurie, Moves to America"

  • Caroline works on Holby City and recently made a genius move by casting Hugh Laurie and changing the location to America.
  • A stand-up comedian, Jimmy Carr, jokes about ghosts and spirits, poking fun at the idea of haunted houses and sharing a humorous encounter with a woman who claimed to have seen a ghost.
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