I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks

Michael Reeves2 minutes read

The narrator starts the day early for stock trading, using a goldfish named Frederick to make investment choices based on color detection software and sentiment analysis, leading to the fish outperforming a Wall Street Bets bot. The narrative concludes with a startup pitch based on the fish's success and a sponsorship from public.com, a commission-free trading app promoting learning about investing and risk management.

Insights

  • The narrator, after quitting YouTube, delves into stock trading, showcasing the profit potential and importance of wise investments in options, futures, and derivatives.
  • A goldfish named Frederick is trained to trade stocks based on its movements, with sentiment analysis from the Wall Street Bets subreddit guiding its choices, ultimately outperforming a bot and leading to a startup pitch based on its success.

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  • How does the narrator start their day?

    By rising at 2:30 a.m. for breakfast.

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Summary

00:00

"Trading Stocks with a Goldfish"

  • The narrator rises at 2:30 a.m. to start the day, grabbing breakfast due to a busy schedule.
  • After quitting YouTube to trade stocks full-time, the narrator begins the day with a casual drug to relax.
  • The focus shifts to stock trading, emphasizing the potential for profit in the stock market.
  • The narrator details the process of trading stock options, futures, and derivatives, highlighting the importance of wise investments.
  • A system is developed where a goldfish named Frederick is trained to trade stocks based on its movements in a tank.
  • The narrator explains the technical process of tracking the fish's movements using color detection software.
  • The fish successfully makes its first stock choice, leading to plans to connect it to the actual stock market.
  • The narrative introduces a competition between Frederick and a bot based on Wall Street Bets subreddit recommendations.
  • Sentiment analysis is employed to guide Frederick's stock choices based on the subreddit's sentiments.
  • The story concludes with Frederick outperforming the Wall Street Bets bot, leading to the narrator's startup pitch based on the fish's success.

12:38

"Pissbaby.store: New Website for Purchasing Items"

  • The new website for purchasing items is now pissbaby.store, as the previous domain was not renewed and got stolen. The sponsor of the video is public.com, a commission-free trading app where users can follow other investors, share ideas, and make trades without data selling or conflicts of interest.
  • Public.com offers a promotional deal where upon signing up and depositing, users can receive anywhere from three to three hundred dollars in a fractional share. The app allows following of other investors, including the creator under a new username, and emphasizes learning about investing while acknowledging associated risks.
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