Another one of the WORST MOVIES I've ever seen - Champagne and Bullets (1993)

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The movie "Champagne and Bullets" is considered one of the worst movies by the narrator, a vanity project by John De Hart involving comical fights, odd activities, and random scenes like a woman stripping in a bar. It follows the plot of Rick Bodie, LAPD cop, and his colleagues Normad and Huck, involving a cult, awkward confrontations, and a dramatic conclusion with a surprising twist.

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  • The movie "Champagne and Bullets" is a poorly executed vanity project by John De Hart, where he took on multiple roles such as writer, director, producer, star, and musician, resulting in a confusing and comical film with awkward fight scenes and irrelevant plot points.
  • The plot of the movie involves bizarre sequences like satanic rituals, fake baby stabbing, and odd character interactions, leading to a disjointed narrative that culminates in an anticlimactic ending where the supposedly dead wife of the protagonist is revealed to be alive, raising questions about the entire storyline and the authenticity of the events portrayed.

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  • What is the plot of "Champagne and Bullets"?

    The movie follows LAPD cop Rick Bodie and his colleagues as they attempt to bust drug dealers without a warrant, leading to a series of comical and poorly executed fight scenes.

  • Who is the main figure behind "Champagne and Bullets"?

    John De Hart is the driving force behind the film, serving as the writer, director, producer, star, and music provider for the movie.

  • What are some notable scenes in "Champagne and Bullets"?

    The film includes random scenes like a woman stripping in a bar, a cringe-worthy singing performance by Rick, and a dramatic confrontation with Cindy's parents.

  • How does "Champagne and Bullets" conclude?

    The movie ends with Rick discovering his supposedly dead wife is alive, raising questions about the funeral and burial, ultimately revealing that the film was self-financed and based on a true story.

  • What are some memorable moments in "Champagne and Bullets"?

    Memorable moments include Normad's fake baby stabbing, Huck's suicide attempt with bleach, and the final confrontation between Rick and Normad resulting in Normad's memorable movie death.

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"Champagne and Bullets" - A Disastrous Vanity Project

  • The movie "Champagne and Bullets" is considered one of the worst movies ever seen by the narrator.
  • The film was originally titled "Champagne and Bullets," then re-edited into "Road to Revenge," and further re-edited into "Get Even."
  • The movie is a vanity project by John De Hart, who wrote, directed, produced, starred in, and provided the music for the film.
  • The plot involves Rick Bodie, a cop with LAPD, and his colleagues Normad and Huck attempting to bust drug dealers without a warrant.
  • The fight scenes in the movie are comical and poorly executed, comparable to the fight in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."
  • Normad accuses Rick and Huck of being hooked on drugs, leading to a hearing scene that is visually monotonous and poorly mixed in terms of sound.
  • Huck beats up the other cops in the room, but the outcome of the hearing is not revealed, leading to confusion in the plot.
  • Rick and Huck, who may have been fired from the police force, are shown engaging in odd activities like target practice with crossbows and umbrellas.
  • Rick's reputation as a singer is highlighted, leading to a cringe-worthy scene where he performs poorly in a bar.
  • The movie includes random scenes like a woman stripping in a bar, which adds nothing to the plot and seems unnecessary.

14:08

"Descent into Cult: Cindy's Tragic Journey"

  • The characters talk to a waiter until he leaves, then meet Tamra who invites them to her singing gig at Cafe Cargo.
  • Cindy discusses feeling lost after leaving Rick and getting involved with a bad crowd, including devil worshipers led by Normad.
  • Cindy recounts the group's descent into serious rituals, including sacrificing a human baby, clarifying it was a human baby.
  • Cindy questions how she got involved with the cult, while observing a ritual where a baby is placed on an altar.
  • Normad stabs a fake baby during a ritual, leading Cindy to leave Hollywood the next day.
  • Rick recites Shakespeare after Cindy's revelation, then proceeds to make out with her using ice cubes.
  • Rick goes to a bar, announces getting back with Cindy, leading to a fight with Huck and his ex-wife.
  • Huck attempts suicide with bleach, leading to a hospital visit where Rick and Cindy visit him.
  • Cindy and Rick face hostility from Cindy's parents, leading to a dramatic confrontation and Rick driving off awkwardly.
  • Cindy discovers Normad's identity, prompting a chase where she dies in a crash, leading to an awkward funeral and Rick seeking revenge.

28:31

"Twists and Turns in Self-Financed Thriller"

  • Rick encounters a man dressed like Huckleberry Finn who speaks like Dennis Hopper in "Apocalypse Now" and receives a Native American mannequin from him.
  • Rick heads to Normad's house, where a drug deal goes awry, leading to him being trapped in a hallway reminiscent of an 1980s music video.
  • In Normad's basement, where satanic rituals occur, Rick confronts Normad, leading to a confrontation where Rick disarms Normad using a briefcase.
  • Rick and Normad engage in a fight, resulting in Normad being fatally stabbed with his own knife, a memorable movie death.
  • The movie concludes with Rick discovering his supposedly dead wife is alive, leading to questions about the funeral and burial, ending with the revelation that the movie was self-financed and based on a true story.
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